35 “The Office” Quotes About Work

"The Office" is an extremely relatable and hilarious TV show when we talk about a boring nine to five job. Being confined in a place with other random people and a dreadful boss is not fun. But "The Office" manages to make it comic and so close to what people feel about their jobs that it's still one of the best TV series about office life. That feeling of not wanting to go to work becomes even more relatable when you hate your job and you wish that you could just throw it all away. That's why "The Office" quotes about work are still used by people to make fun of that boring work environment and just vent out about their workplace and job. So, share the office captions with friends and on social media to have fun.

Quotes About Working in an Office

The following "The Office" quotes about work are compiled for you to make fun of your boring job and have a laugh. It will be therapeutic for your health.

• "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "I don't even consider myself a part of society." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "You guys, I'm really smart now. You don't even know." ‒ Kelly Kapoor.

• "I should probably get back to work." ‒ Pam Beesly.

• "I'm boring myself just talking about this." ‒ Jim Halpert.

• "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." ‒ Kevin Malone.

• "We promise equal opportunity, not equal outcome." ‒ Gabe Lewis.

• "Should have burned this place down when I had the chance." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "I really wanna have fun today because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare." ‒ Erin Hannon.

• "You never forget your first pen shipment. Happy Admin Professionals Day!" ‒ Kevin Malone.

• "Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All the time. Every time." ‒ Kevin Malone.

• "When I discovered Youtube, I didn't work for five days." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour." ‒ Andy Benard.

• "I have moonwalked past accounting like ten times." ‒ Andy Benard.

• "Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." ‒ Jim Halpert.

• "So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whois-whats. Or... a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay. And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand. Satisfied?" ‒ Michael Scott.

• "I don't want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "I knew exactly what to do. But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "Business is a doggie dog world." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "It's a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work." ‒ Dwight Schrute.

• "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." ‒ Dwight Schrute.

• "I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be barely working." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "Everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job." ‒ Jim Halpert.

• "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before. Try." ‒ Jim Halpert.

• "I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape." ‒ Kevin Malone.

• "Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat." ‒ Dwight Schrute.

• "I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break." ‒ Kevin Malone.

• "I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther." ‒ Dwight Schrute.

• "There are always a million reasons not to do something." ‒ Jan Levinson.

• "We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails. But real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!" ‒ Dwight Schrute.

• "I am dead inside." ‒ Michael Scott.

• "Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses moved to the Caymans?" ‒ Michael Scott.

• "Nobody should have to go to work thinking, "Oh this is the place that I might die today." That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max. To… an office is a place where dreams come true." ‒ Michael Scott.

Share Light-Hearted Quotes About Work

You are not alone in this whole "dead in the office" scenario, especially when your supervisor or boss gives you loads of work. The office senior quotes in this article capture your true feelings about your job. "The Office" quotes about work not only capture the image of a boring office environment but also the attitude and feelings of employees and their boss. The quotes are light-hearted and fun, so you can share them with your friends and co-workers.